"MEW!" goes the sad cat!
Sing the song of your people!
Or, - just take a nap.
II.
World domination
Began with the videos.
Because cats are smart.
III.
Cats can't have your back
Because they prefer your lap.
Also, they don't care.
IV.
The cat left a gift.
It is on your bathroom floor.
He hates your boyfriend.
V.
You say it's half full;
The cat says it's half empty.
Just fill the food bowl.
~ Jessica 11/22/2013
